What’s happening? Thanks for being here for us people. I read your column every week now and it sometimes even makes me smile a bit. Seems like the fun police are out in force at the moment trying to close down festivals and everything. Do you think it’s a plot to keep us all off the streets?
Person Of Interest
So many things! Um, I make you smile? I’ll have you know this is a serious advice column responding to pleas for help from real people who can’t afford proper therapy. It’s no joke. As for your question about festivals, no one should get ill or die as a result of going out and having a good time, but trying to close down festivals is like shutting down recess because some kid got bullied. As for keeping people off the streets, that’s why the government invented Netflix. True!
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