Dear Aunty Norah
It’s the end of February already and I can’t even remember my New Year’s resolutions. Something about be good to myself and others, stop after the third beer each night and, hell, I don’t even remember. The year is almost over and I’m still exactly the same. What should I do?
For the solution to your issues with time, check out the works of Albert Einstein. Not only was he one brainy professor, he was also a dude! So, even if you don’t manage to find peace with the universe, you’ll have a few giggles along the way. As for the drinking and the memory problems, they may just be related. I dunno, I can’t really remember much myself after wine o’ clock. But, that bit about being good to yourself and others, hold onto that. We’re all flying through space on the same lump of rock, so we may as well enjoy the ride and that’s never going to happen if we’re all snarky with each other all the time. Actually, Einstein had a bit to say about that sort of stuff, too …
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